Author: sinistre1111 from Kasparhauser, NJ, USA
This is a thoroughly bizarre kung fu action vampire slapstick exploitation movie, essentially an attempt to combine the success of two films, the excellent Chinese hit Mr. Vampire and the international hit The Gods Must Be Crazy (which for reasons unknown to me, was considered “good” and “funny” upon its release in the US). They also threw in a little Bruce Lee montage at the end, no kidding, but don’t worry, they worked it in tastefully-haha! The African bushman from Gods… (yes they got the actual guy) engages in amusing slapstick with a hopping vampire. All the white people are horrible, and the Taoist magician from Mr. Vampire rides an ostrich and saves the day, basically. Somehow this was all worth sitting through, if only for the sake of it being one of the strangest films ever made.

Crazy.Safari.1991.DVDrip.x264.mkv

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Container:	Matroska
Runtime:	1h 32mn
Size:	1.56 GiB
DXVA:	Compatible
Minimum settings:	Met
Video
Codec:	x264
Resolution:	696x456 ~> 810x456
Aspect ratio:	16:9
Frame rate:	23.976 fps
Bit rate:	2 188 kb/s
Audio
Chinese 2.0ch AC-3 @ 192 kb/s

https://nitro.download/view/FAD8C54BFA4BE2C/Crazy.Safari.1991.DVDrip.x264.mkv

https://rapidgator.net/file/5316aef21dd916657a9735ebfbb36e08/Crazy.Safari.1991.DVDrip.x264.mkv

Language(s):Cantonese, English
Subtitles:English, Chinese

The post Billy Chan – Fei zhou he shang AKA The Gods Must Be Crazy III AKA Crazy Safari (1991) first appeared on Cinema of the World.

Quote:
Two retired thieves are blackmailed into teaching at a local Youth Probation Centre by ex-cop Chung. There, they teach the youngsters the value of self-respect. But their criminal past is never far behind.

The.Owl.and.Dumbo.1984.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC.H264-PTerWEB.mkv

General
Container:  	Matroska
Runtime: 	1 h 37 min
Size: 	2.15 GiB
Video
Codec: 	h264
Resolution: 	1920x1080 
Aspect ratio:  	16:9
Frame rate: 	25.000 fps
Bit rate: 	3 062 kb/s
BPP: 	0.059
Audio
#1:  	Chinese 2.0ch AAC LC @ 96.0 kb/s

https://nitro.download/view/AAC59627B959574/The.Owl.and.Dumbo.1984.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC.H264-PTerWEB.mkv

Language(s):Cantonese, Mandarin
Subtitles:English, Chinese(Hardcoded)

The post Sammo Kam-Bo Hung – Mao tou ying yu xiao fei xiang AKA The Owl vs. Bumbo (1984) first appeared on Cinema of the World.

Godenzi plays an acrobatic thief who, after taking part in an elaborate burglary, is double-crossed by her partner (Aurelio) and is captured by the police. On her release from prison, Godenzi discovers that her betrayer is now a highly influential criminal in the area and commands a posse of hired thugs. With a new partner by her side, Godenzi looks to avenge her imprisonment and steal the valuables her former partner had double-crossed her for.

1.20GB | 1h 30m | 512×288 | avi

https://nitro.download/view/8554FDDFD14407E/Licence_To_Steal_(1990).petyobox.avi

Language:Cantonese and Mandarin
Subtitles:Hardcoded English and Chinese

The post Billy Chan – Long feng zei zhuo zei AKA License to Steal (1990) first appeared on Cinema of the World.